whoredinarygirl:

how do people do their homework immediately after they get home? i need at least 3 hours before i can even think about touching my backpack

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snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

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  • relative:so, are you dating anyone?
  • me:yeah, actually! want to see them?
  • relative:sure!
  • relative:why are you starting up a video game
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Personal Rant

I wish I had a Seth Rogen and James Franco friendship like this:Or Like This: That would be sooooooo awesome instead of being alone (sigh)

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  • #personal post #seth rogen #james franco #the interview #pineapple express #friendship #that would be nice
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