how do people do their homework immediately after they get home? i need at least 3 hours before i can even think about touching my backpack
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
I wish I had a Seth Rogen and James Franco friendship like this:Or Like This: That would be sooooooo awesome instead of being alone (sigh)